It's My Blog and I'll Vent if I Want To

It's cold and raining in New York, and the forecast for the remainder of the weekend shows no relief. I'm taking that as sign of my divine right to bitch in a public forum.

• Texting is an unacceptable way to ask me out on a date.
• The Dawgs have gone beyond their normal course of ruining my Saturdays and have really started ruining my fall. Willie Martinez, I'm specifically talking to you.
• The more I fly with Delta, the more opportunities they have to make me hate them.
• Getting under someone else is not necessarily the best way to get over someone, but it is the most fun.
• Just because we used to date does not mean I want to receive drunken texts from you in the middle of the night. Or at least have some dignity and wait until the weekend.
• Doing a keg stand while watching football in the afternoon = good. Not realizing that someone took a picture and immediately uploaded it to facebook = not good. Forgetting about it and leaving the picture up and tagged for a couple days = FML.
• Yes, I'm wearing the clothes I went out in last night. No, I don't care for the judgmental looks you're slinging my way, doorman.

Ok that's enough for today. No one likes a whiner.

JLH