It's cold and raining in New York, and the forecast for the remainder of the weekend shows no relief. I'm taking that as sign of my divine right to bitch in a public forum.
- Texting is an unacceptable way to ask me out on a date.
- The Dawgs have gone beyond their normal course of ruining my Saturdays and have really started ruining my fall. Willie Martinez, I'm specifically talking to you.
- The more I fly with Delta, the more opportunities they have to make me hate them.
- Getting under someone else is not necessarily the best way to get over someone, but it is the most fun.
- Just because we used to date does not mean I want to receive drunken texts from you in the middle of the night. Or at least have some dignity and wait until the weekend.
- Doing a keg stand while watching football in the afternoon = good. Not realizing that someone took a picture and immediately uploaded it to facebook = not good. Forgetting about it and leaving the picture up and tagged for a couple days = FML.
- Yes, I'm wearing the clothes I went out in last night. No, I don't care for the judgmental looks you're slinging my way, doorman.
Ok that's enough for today. No one likes a whiner.
JLH
